Tea-riffic Jokes to Brew Your Day
Grab your favorite mug and get ready to steep yourself in laughter with these tea-riffic jokes! Whether you're a fan of oolong, green, or a classic black tea, these puns are sure to brew up some smiles. So, let's spill the tea on today's funniest quips!
Why don't secrets stay secret in a tea factory?
- Because they always end up spilling the tea!
How does Moses make his tea?
- Hebrews it.
What's a tea lover's favorite city?
- Chai-cago!
Why was the tea bag the worst player on the soccer team?
- Because it always got steeped!
What do you call a well-dressed lion drinking tea?
- A dandy-lion in a tea-shirt!
Why did the tea get away with the crime?
- It had the perfect alibi; it was mugged!
What's a tea enthusiast’s favorite music genre?
- R&Brie.
Why did the computer go to the tea party?
- To check its cookies!
What do sophisticated fish drink?
- Salt-Tea.
What do you call a dinosaur that drinks tea?
- Tea-Rex!
Why are teapots not big fans of gossip?
- They can’t handle all the steam!
How does the tea disappear from the kitchen?
- It's always getting sipped away!
